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You can call me M, I'm in my early 30's and I am a corporate whore. I have an exhausting job that I am very good at, work hard at, yet I never imagined THIS is how my life would pan out.
My entire day is dedicated to telling everyone else what I need them to do for me and why. Every moment is a challenge not to pull my hair out and scream at the top of my lungs. I am a very sexual, submissive personality otherwise and this page is a collection of things I find beautiful.
Welcome, I hope you enjoy the view. If you feel the need to entertain me, please ask or submit.
James Joyce (via philphys)
Girls are not gross, vile creatures during their period and you will not “catch” menstruation, as much as we’d like to wish it upon you. TEACH THIS FACT TO YOUR SONS PLEASE!
Yes, if you touch my boobs I will murder you… spectacularly.
But, we do not have cooties!!!
This is something we have to deal with every month for half of our lives (if we’re the “lucky” ones).
It’s not like I’m redecorating the walls with primitive paintings or walking around like I’m a contestant on Naked and Afraid, they’re JUST wrappers! How about you have a sit down with my uterus and tell it why shedding is simply unacceptable… let me know how well that works out for you.
You fake gagging and telling me to hide the waste basket only makes me want to kick you in the balls to see how well you deal with bleeding reproductive organs…
I feel much better for getting that out.
No mood swings here, nope…