francisdelapena

francisdelapena:

thecorporatewhore:

francisdelapena:

I keep thinking that the word “cookie” is a wildly accepted euphemism for an orgasm. This is not the case.

Let’s get this ball rolling… can I have a cookie, or two, please?

Furthermore, cupcakes are cuddles, donuts are blowies, and pizza is eating out.

Butterscotch jellybeans are BJ’s. They’re not a baked good but still satisfies the sweet tooth.

It goes without saying what brownies are, right?