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You can call me M, I'm in my early 30's and I am a corporate whore. I have an exhausting job that I am very good at, work hard at, yet I never imagined THIS is how my life would pan out.

My entire day is dedicated to telling everyone else what I need them to do for me and why. Every moment is a challenge not to pull my hair out and scream at the top of my lungs. I am a very sexual, submissive personality otherwise and this page is a collection of things I find beautiful.

Welcome, I hope you enjoy the view. If you feel the need to entertain me, please ask or submit.

 

Dear American Airlines,

As much as I love Chicago, can you please stop delaying my flight already?

I’m coming back next week but didn’t plan to spend the weekend. Get your shit together please!

saturdaychores:

Saturday Chores #1, March 8, 2014
This was our very first counter-protest. It happened on a bit of a whim. There’s no big box hardware store very close to where we live, so Grayson and I were driving toward a suburb of Raleigh called Cary, which runs over with strip malls. I had gotten a gift card to Home Depot for my birthday, and we decided to get supplies for a garden box. We passed the clinic on the way.
Grayson and I both grew up not too far away, and we’ve seen the clinic in question hundreds of times. But for some reason, on this morning in particular, the protestors got under our skin a little more than normal. Grayson suggested that we make a sign that said “Weird Hobby” and point at one of the protestors. We tried to buy poster board at Home Depot, but they don’t carry it. As we were leaving, I ripped a vinyl sale sign off of a display and took a Sharpie to it. We posted the results to Instagram and Facebook, and people flipped. 
So, we vowed to continue our Saturday Chores. 

saturdaychores:

Saturday Chores #1, March 8, 2014

This was our very first counter-protest. It happened on a bit of a whim. There’s no big box hardware store very close to where we live, so Grayson and I were driving toward a suburb of Raleigh called Cary, which runs over with strip malls. I had gotten a gift card to Home Depot for my birthday, and we decided to get supplies for a garden box. We passed the clinic on the way.

Grayson and I both grew up not too far away, and we’ve seen the clinic in question hundreds of times. But for some reason, on this morning in particular, the protestors got under our skin a little more than normal. Grayson suggested that we make a sign that said “Weird Hobby” and point at one of the protestors. We tried to buy poster board at Home Depot, but they don’t carry it. As we were leaving, I ripped a vinyl sale sign off of a display and took a Sharpie to it. We posted the results to Instagram and Facebook, and people flipped. 

So, we vowed to continue our Saturday Chores. 

Anonymous asked
Good God, you're beautiful.

sweethoney3:

 Haha!! I kid I kid..but seriously, thank you for the very sweet message. 


Lioness, Hope I’m not too late for the theme today. My fantasy has always been to be a mermaid,hence the mermaid scale bikini bottoms.

Lioness,
Hope I’m not too late for the theme today. My fantasy has always been to be a mermaid,hence the mermaid scale bikini bottoms.