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You can call me M, I'm in my early 30's and I am a corporate whore. I have an exhausting job that I am very good at, work hard at, yet I never imagined THIS is how my life would pan out.

My entire day is dedicated to telling everyone else what I need them to do for me and why. Every moment is a challenge not to pull my hair out and scream at the top of my lungs. I am a very sexual, submissive personality otherwise and this page is a collection of things I find beautiful.

Welcome, I hope you enjoy the view. If you feel the need to entertain me, please ask or submit.



My body hurts. I’m exhausted, sweaty, itchy and I have blisters.

But… my gardens are tilled (at least the first pass), my lawn is mowed (which smells amazing) and I have started to compile the makings of a gigantic bonfire.

Absolute Perfection.

… now what to do about these freshly wrecked nails.